too bad you live with your parents still
its not stalking. its research.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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