And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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