Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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