Dual....:-)
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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