break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
