Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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