i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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