So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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