Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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