I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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