U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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