Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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