no, he came in my armpit
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My dick has a subreddit
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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