If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
porn star boner night. come get it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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