Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
