I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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