I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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