I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
All I want is dick and wine.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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