you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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