And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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