Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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