walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
