My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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