I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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