How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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