Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You can make out without kissing
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