VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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