ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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