Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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