are you still at the devil's house?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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