So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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