This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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