Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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