everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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