I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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