Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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