Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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