You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
