butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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