I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Your cock deserves a montage
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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