Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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