I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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