Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
