Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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