Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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