so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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