The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
wow bdsm is so cute
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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