We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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