id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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