Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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