You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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