Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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