if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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